There was a time when Hollywood executives were convinced that television would end the movie industry. They were certain no one would want to pay for entertainment when there was free television to watch.
Both the film and television worlds not only survived but also thrived. To keep up with the growing demand for new products to film, the movie executives turned to the same industry they once feared. Television programmes were adapted into big screen productions. The trend continues with Baywatch being the latest feature film to draw on a TV show for inspiration.
Some of the efforts worked while others should have been cancelled before being released. The following list includes 10 of the worst movies based on a TV show.
CHiPs (2017) – Dax Shepard and Michael Peña should have been arrested for grand theft for their part in this robbery of the movie-going public. The effort to make this movie a spoof of the beloved TV show that ran from 1977-1983 might have worked had they had even one funny joke. No such luck.
Shepard and Peña. Both are talented performers, but even those with skills can’t milk laughs out of a script that is a lot like Los Angeles traffic. Most of the time it’s moving at a slow pace but there are more moments when it just comes to a dead stop.
Inspector Gadget (1999) – The only way this live-action version of the creative animated series could have been any worse is if the vanilla version of comedy, French Stewart, had played the robotic detective rather than Matthew Broderick. At least Broderick tried to bring the same kind of dry humour to the role that Don Adams had infused in the original series. Try being the operative word.
Inspector Gadget, the film starring Matthew Broderick, had little worth.
Other than helping push some toys sales, Inspector Gadget had little worth. It was so bad that Broderick didn’t return to the role for the sequel and was replaced by … French Stewart.
The Honeymooners (2005) – It was a monster mistake to make a film version of the 1955 series starring Jackie Gleason. As much as 75% of what made the original Honeymooners such classic entertainment was Gleason. It was his bigger-than-life personality that made the show a classic. Cedric the Entertainer has skills but not enough to be a modern Ralph Kramden.
This movie should have been sent right to the moon instead of into theatres.
Lost In Space (1998) – The biggest problem director Stephen Hopkins faced trying to adapt this 1960s sci-fi series into a movie was that the original TV show never had a clear identity. In a span of three seasons, the TV show went from a serious space adventure to a cosmic goof.
And, the film is just as big a cosmic goof.
The casting of Gary Oldman as Dr. Smith (the Snidely Whiplash of space hitchhikers) was smart but that’s where the clever thinking left orbit. A convoluted script mixed with a bland Matt LeBlanc as Maj. Don West should have forced the studio to have the prints lost in the space of a landfill.
Dukes Of Hazzard (2005) – The entire movie comes across like star Johnny Knoxville is pulling a Jackass stunt on the audience, with a lack of funny jokes, good acting, interesting situations, humanlike dialogue, anything really hazardous and the presence of Jessica Simpson.
Dukes Of Hazzard has no jokes, good acting or interesting situations.
Car 54, Where Are You (1994) – It was impossible to figure out the audience this movie was trying to attract. The big screen version of the TV show came along more than 30 years after the original went off the air. The goofball script didn’t come across as being aimed at an audience that would remember the TV cop comedy. And the youth target market would have only heard of the series from their parents.
The only good thing to come out of it was that John C. McGinley was able to rebound seven years later to help make the TV comedy Scrubs a hit. So far, no word on a big screen version of that medical sitcom.
Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson stumbled along in Starsky & Hutch.
Starsky & Hutch (2004) – Ben Stiller had to have a place on this list and it was his forgettable work with Owen Wilson that earned him the honour. Watching the two stumble along as the big screen versions of the cool TV detectives ended up being a form of police brutality. The only saving grace was – OK, there was no saving grace.
A shootout with the Dukes Of Hazzard guys wouldn’t have been enough to save this disaster.
The Beverly Hillbillies (1993) – Few films based on TV shows have featured so much talent and potential only to end up missing the mark so much. Director Penelope Spheeris was coming off her massive success with Wayne’s World and put together a cast that included Diedrich Bader, Jim Varney, Cloris Leachman, Lily Tomlin and Dabney Coleman.
The one thing everyone forgot was that the TV comedy, which started in 1962, was a painfully light sitcom that relied on juvenile jokes and backwoods humour. That’s OK when it’s free on TV and there are other shows to watch but not worth the cost of a ticket. This was a wee-doggies of a film (with the emphasis on dog).
The Flintstones In Viva Rock Vegas (2000) – The cast from the original films – which included John Goodman, Elizabeth Perkins, Rick Moranis and Rosie O’Donnell – was replaced by the likes of Mark Addy, Kristen Johnston, Stephen Baldwin and Jane Krakowski. It’s the best decision ever made by the original cast members to consider the franchise to be extinct. The replacements helped push this franchise back into the Stone Ages of movies.
Land Of The Lost (2009) – What would such a list be like without one Will Ferrell movie? He almost made the list by ruining the big screen version of Bewitched but it was this monumental stinker that was the worst. – Tribune News Service/Rick Bentley
The less said about Will Ferrell’s Land Of The Lost the better.
